"My love for “Big behinds” is causing my failures" - Funny Face

Comedian reveals that his love for big buttocks is causing his downfall.

"My love for “Big behinds” is causing my failures" - Funny Face
Funny Face

Funny face has said that his love for women with big buttocks is the cause of his current perceived downfall.

The comedian who has been recently going through trying times has pointed to his love for big buttocks as the cause of all the calamities. 

He jokingly claimed that the reason his relationship with his wife is strained is his love for big buttocks too much and he cannot resist them. He stated that his choice of women with big buttocks has cause him more problems than he can recant. 

In a recent post of Facebook, Funny Face said: "DEAR BIG BUTTOCKS .. you have destroyed me uncountable times .. why do u always come my way … maybe we are destined together .. FUNNY FACE vrs BIG BUTTOCKSES wey word dis .. we will die together … buttocksis .. JUST SAY “ FIIM FIIM”. .. “ JUST FINISHED DAWN PRAYERS “ and decided to make ya’ll LAUGH KWABENA KWABENA last DONT be angry ooo .. I guess u will be da only one to understand how I feel now love you bro”.

“bro .. ASEM NO AY3 CRITICAL big buttocks over slim buttocks .. I know da slim buttocks girls will say siaa maen “ ENTI na wu wu no “ Asem no ay3 k3se3r .. Ay3 bloody ankasa .. just say “ FIIM FIIM “ u guys sleep for life .. wake up come try .. just say “ FIIM FIIM “ call me da.”

“Have u seen da wrath of an “ EMOTIONAL FATHER “ who has been betrayed by the only woman who gave him children .. da trust , da faith and the love I have for her broken .. cos she sold me to my enemies and bloggers to destroy me .. I cant sleep .. da pain of not seeing my girls .. cos she left home with dem when I was away .. a woman who points gun on me to shoot and kill me at da slightest argument .. a woman who because gave you children is using da children against u .. every little thing . “ by da time , u come from town .. I have gone to Kumasi with the children …

 

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"THEN I HAVE TO KEEP QUITE . And continue doin yessa massa to her like dat .. if she likes she should also say “ FIIM FIIM “ she go hear am .. I have suffered for years … because of my choice of women .. “ I LIKE WOMEN WITH BIG BUTTOCKS TOO MUCH “ buttocks is good for da economy .. buttocks clears road it gives moral .. but when a who doesn’t think deep has one .. it causes distraction .. ASWEAR #ELLAandBELLA’s mother compared to my Ex wife ? Chaiii she makes my ex wife .. seems to be an Angel .. Am cleaning my heart and clensing my soul .. am in pain .. So anything dat crosses me I will destroy it .. because she is da mother of my children and she is 3 months pregnant for me again .. so I have to think of da future of my girls .. so I will only say 1 percent today .. if she feels like saying “ FIIM FIIM “ too let her come and say it .. like she go feel am .. will always love and appreciate da fact dat ..

"thru JEHOVAHS help AND JEHOVAH using u as a vessel through which I got my #ELLAandBELLA .. but one thing I won’t stand or take is selling me to my enemies and bloggers to destroy me .. Did u really think before doin dat ? Wao .. LIL WIN am soo angry at u because .. you have destroyed my home .. whiles going through dis pain .. den u some stupid people sit on social media and insult me .. you will loose something dear and close to ur heart for u to feel my pain some .. just wait and see .. it started from da day I cried .. am a strong person .. so for dis to get to me and give me sleepless night dis 4 days .. I will massacre anybody who comes my way ! Simple"